Frasier Quote #1893

Quote from Frasier in Dinner Party

Frasier: Dear God. We are the Collyer brothers. Why don't we just face the inevitable. Let's just cancel the whole damn thing.
Niles: Of course, canceling the party twenty minutes later people'll think we're strange.
Frasier: Well, frankly, I'm sick and tired about giving a damn about what other people think. You know, most of them are one marble away from not being here in the first place.
Niles: You're right. So we spend a lot of time together, so what? I enjoy it.
Frasier: So do I, Niles. You know, we can make those calls tomorrow to cancel. I'm famished. Why don't we just head over to Campagne for dinner, my treat.
Niles: You're on. Unless you think it's too odd to have dinner together.
Frasier: [laughs] Oh, I don't think we're in any danger of that. If our relationship became truly odd, I think we're both intelligent enough to recognize the signs.
[Frasier's doorbell rings. He opens the door, but there's nobody there]
Frasier: I think I'll pass on dinner.
Niles: Okay, good night.

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 ‘Dinner Party’ Quotes

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Niles: This is absurd. Why don't we just call Allison up and ask her what she thinks is so strange about us? We can both get her on an extension.
Frasier: Better yet, why don't we just get on a bicycle built for two, ride over there and ask her what's so strange about us.

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Niles: You see, she never said odd. We're getting upset over nothing.
Frasier: Nothing? Is there a good end to that sentence? "Personally, I think the whole arrangement is a little..." What? Charming?!

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Frasier: You know, Niles, I think I'm going to have a dinner party. Care to co-host?
Niles: What a lovely idea. What's the occasion?
Frasier: I got the idea last night when we bumped into Gene and Hollis Ashby at the symphony, I've always wanted to get to know them better.
Niles: Me too, they're such a charming couple. They remind me of Maris and me when we were happy.
Frasier: Really? I must have been sick that day.