Frasier Quote #1665
Quote from Frasier in Frasier's Curse
Mr. Rugly: I'm glad you could make it, Dr. Crane. I've enjoyed your work.
Frasier: Oh, that's very gracious of you, Mr. Ugly. Oh, dear, that didn't come out right, did it?
Mr. Rugly: What do you mean?
Frasier: The way I said your name right now, it sounded like I called you Mr. Ugly. I assure you it won't happen again. It's just a matter of separating the r's. Mr. Rug, Mr. Rug, Mr. Rug... [noticing the man's obvious toupee] Mr. Rugly.
Frasier Quotes
‘Frasier's Curse’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Just read it. Scott Alexander, what's he been up to?
Daphne: Wife, kids, has his own computer software business.
Frasier: Nancy Kearns.
Daphne: Mother of three, successful physician, has invented a drug that may aid in the treatment of cancer.
Frasier: Ah, a cure for cancer. Won't they be green with envy when I trump them all with this little story of my life: Frasier Crane, unattached, unemployed and living with his father. He spends his days scrubbing his oven and is anxiously awaiting his upcoming tooth cleaning!
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Frasier, are you all right?
Frasier: I was fine before you screamed. What the hell's wrong with you?
Niles: Well, Daphne said you were depressed and here you are with your head in the oven.
Frasier: I was cleaning it, Niles. It's electric. If I was going to end my life I'd choose something quicker than broiling.
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Am I glad you're home.
Martin: What's wrong?
Daphne: It's Dr. Crane. Ever since he came back from his job interview he's seemed awfully depressed. In fact, he's as bad as I've ever seen him.
Niles: Oh, I guess it didn't go well.
Daphne: I gather not. He mumbled something about it being worse than the Dresden premiere of Schumann's Second Symphony.
Niles: And you left him alone?! [running] Frasier!
Daphne: He's in the kitchen.
[finding Frasier with his head in the oven:]
Niles: Oh, my God!