[The doorbell rings]
Niles: Shouldn't you get the door?
Martin: You're closer.
Niles: I don't live here.
Martin: Doesn't matter, you're family.
Niles: So is Daphne...
Daphne: Oh, no you don't!
Lilith: [from behind the door] Maybe if you slid me a key, I could let myself in.

Daphne: You slept awfully late.
Frasier: Mmm. Yeah, oh well, I was having the most distressing dream. I was climbing up a volcano that was spewing ice instead of lava.
Daphne: An ice volcano. Wonder what that could mean.
Frasier: Oh, what's this? [presses the play button on his answering machine]
Lilith: [on machine] Hello, it's Lilith.
Frasier: Oh!

Daphne: Oh, forget about lunch. I'm just going to make a sandwich.
Niles: Oh, no. Hey, what about me?
Daphne: Oh, have a banana.
[Daphne throws Niles a banana. He fumbles trying to catch it, knocking the shoe box off the dining table. A gun shot ricochets around the apartment.]
Daphne: My God, what was that?!
Niles: I think the banana went off.