Frasier Quote #2789
Quote from Frasier in Juvenilia
Trent: Tonight, we're talking to Dr. Frasier Crane, a man who knows what makes us tick. But what do we know about him?
Emily: Dr. Crane, you're a popular psychiatrist and radio personality. What would you say is the secret of your success?
Frasier: I suppose it has something to do with the fact that I am a good listener and have a friendly voice, and I also try to pass along some real psychological insight and advice.
Emily: My research shows that your replies are typically less than five minutes long. Doesn't seem like a lot of time for substantive psychological advice.
Frasier: Yes, well if I believe there's a real problem than I usually refer the caller...
Emily: So, if it's a real problem, you pass the buck.
Frasier: Excuse me?!
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‘Juvenilia’ Quotes
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Just hear me out. Look, I need a favor but before I tell you what it is, I want you to look at this.
Frasier: "KACL Psychographics."
Kenny: We hired a firm to sift through the program data and give us a kind of profile on each show's average listener.
Frasier: All right, let's see. Gil's average listener is a woman, mid-30's, well-educated, hmmm... What about my average listener. Who is she?
Kenny: Well, actually, uh, she's an older gentleman who likes to keep the radio on for company.
Roz: Ouch.
Kenny: Oh, and Roz, it seems a number of listeners think you're a man.
Quote from Niles
Roz: First of all, enough with the earrings. Everything doesn't have to be so fancy. Don't get me wrong. Jewelry is terrific, but sometimes a woman likes to know that you're paying attention. Mix it up a little. Do something crazy. I mean, totally out there.
Niles: Are you talking about scarves?
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Hey, guys. Uh, Doc, you got a minute? There's someone I want you to meet.
Kirby: Oh, dude, that's Emily Crowther, one of the nimrods from Teen Scene. You're not going to do that show, are you? Those guys go to my old high school. A bunch of losers.
Kenny: For your information, Kirb... Hey, I thought you were at the doctor.
Kirby: I was. Uh, he says everything is fine. He also said I probably shouldn't come in tomorrow until about 11:30.
Kenny: How dumb do you think I am? You will show up first thing tomorrow morning, after your Meals on Wheels delivery.