Frasier Quote #867

Quote from Frasier in A Word to the Wiseguy

Frasier: Morning Daphne, Dad.
Daphne: Shhh! You'll ruin his concentration. He's on a stakeout to catch whoever's been pinching our newspaper. He's been at it for over an hour. I must say, I can see why he was such a good policeman.
[As Frasier walks over to Martin, who is slouched on a chair by the door, we can hear him snoring]
Frasier: Yes, very impressive, isn't he? When he wakes up you must get him to tell you about his stint as security coordinator for Jimmy Hoffa.

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