Niles Quote #2118

Quote from Niles in Detour

Niles: Um, so, um, how, uh, how long have you been doing what you do?
Becky: Oh, years now. At first I just did it for friends, but then I thought, "Why am I giving this away when I can make money at it?" Here are my references.
Niles: Oh, uh, I — ahem - didn't know you people had references. Let alone... the mayor?
Becky: Yeah. I started with him, and now I do most of the city council.
Niles: Well...uh, that- That's good enough for me. You're hired.
Becky: Shouldn't your dad meet me before you decide?
Niles: Oh, no, no. We- We don't want him to see you till you're taking off your clothes.
Becky: What are you talking about? And why are you sweating so much?
Niles: I'm sorry. I'm just- I'm just a little ill-at-ease around...
Becky: What?
Niles: ... Sex workers.
Becky: Ew! Get away from me, you freak!

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Niles: Hi.
Daphne: Hi. What are you doing here and why are you so sweaty?
Niles: I was talking to Dad about my case of oloroso.
Daphne: Oh. Well, if it doesn't clear up by tomorrow, you should call a doctor.
Niles: I will.

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Niles: [on the phone] Frasier? You're too busy to answer the phone, but I'm just about to interview this... stripper, and I have no idea what to ask. I just hope Dad doesn't walk in and spoil the surprise. I'm already developing some sort of aversion-based mouth dryness as we speak. This is Niles, by the way.

Quote from Frasier

Charlotte: Cell phones don't work here. Please tell me you know what's wrong with the car?
Frasier: Not a clue. I opened the hood as a mere formality.