Frasier Quote #2606
Quote from Frasier in The Cranes Go Caribbean
Frasier: What is that supposed to mean?
Lana: It means... that nothing is ever good enough for you. You complain about everything.
Frasier: That is not true.
Lana: Oh, come on, Frasier. I have been out with you. "The wine has turned." "The silver has tarnished." "The service is too slow." "The cheese is runny."
Frasier: Fine, it was Camembert. If anything, it wasn't runny enough. Yes, I may have exacting standards, but what you choose to characterize as fault-finding, I think of as my steadfast refusal to settle.
Lana: Please. This Newport is more alive with pleasure than you are. The truth is, Frasier, you don't know how to be happy.
Frasier: That is ridiculous.
Lana: Admit it. You know I'm right.
Frasier: Want to see me happy? You leave more than half a car length between us and that Taurus.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Cranes Go Caribbean’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: And Claire, I just want you to know how glad we are that you're here. I don't remember Frasier being this happy in a long time.
Frasier: Out of swordfish, too?
Waiter: I'm sorry, sir. May I suggest the pepper steak?
Frasier: Steak? That's what we should eat at Belize's finest seafood restaurant? There's an ocean full of fresh fish not fifteen feet away, but why not try a slab of artery-clogging, hormone-injected, frozen red meat instead?
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Actually, I'm planning on asking her to go to Belize with me next weekend.
Niles: Oh, Belize-imo!
Frasier: You'd better Belize it!
Niles: Let's see what we can do with "Ecuador."
Frasier: Maybe later.
Quote from Niles
Niles: You know, Daphne and I are celebrating one year of being together.
Frasier: Niles, that's wonderful. Gosh. So, what do you have in store?
Niles: Oh, a weekend alone at my apartment. You see, we don't need beaches or sunsets, just a simple Victorian bathtub filled with champagne, us, and a non-slip mat.
Frasier: Romantic and yet prudent. Very good.
Niles: Thank you very much.