Frasier Quote #2572
Quote from Frasier in A Passing Fancy
Frasier: Listen, Lana, um... I, I ran into Claire this afternoon, and well, we got to talking, and it seems as though we'll... we're going to be going out together.
Lana: You what? I told you the timing isn't right. You went behind my back.
Frasier: Yes, well you convinced me you held the keys to Claire's kingdom and the truth is, I didn't need the key. When I got there the gates were open, the mat said "Welcome Frasier".
Lana: Oh, if you think you are walking out on Kirby, you can think again.
Frasier: Listen, there is no point in tutoring him if he is not willing to learn!
Claire: [answering machine] Hi, Lana, it's Claire. Listen, Frasier asked me out today and I said yes. He seems very sweet. Of course, he was also a little eager which is always a turn-off. So I might back out, unless you think he's a catch. Do you? Is he? So anyway, I'll be back next week, give me a call, let me know what you think, bye.
Lana: Hmm, what do I think?
Frasier: Perhaps I spoke hastily.
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Quote from Martin
Martin: You know that guy, Roger, on fourteen, has that little Scottish Terrier?
Frasier: MacDuff?
Martin: Right. Well, Roger's invited all these dogs from the park to a party, for MacDuff's birthday. Except Eddie, thank God. Have you ever heard of anything more ridiculous?
Frasier: I see. And putting a hat on Eddie, for every major holiday, that's normal?
Martin: Well, it's not every holiday.
Frasier: Oh, Dad, please. He's got a Santa cap for Christmas, he's got a top hat for New Year's Eve, he's got a tam o'shanter for St. Patrick's day...
Martin: Well, they're just hats. I mean, it's not a whole party. I mean, a dog doesn't know it's his birthday any more than he knows it's Friday or Saturday or...
Frasier: Or Cinco de Mayo?
Martin: That sombrero was a gift.
Quote from Martin
Martin: It's nice you're helping the kid out.
Frasier: Yeah, well, truth be told, Dad, I'm actually... I've made a little agreement with Lana. You see, if I help Kirby get a passing grade, Lana will set me up with one of her girlfriends, Claire.
Martin: Oh. I remember when you used to tutor kids so they wouldn't beat you up. So I guess this is progress, huh?
Quote from Frasier
Lana: Good. Not bad. So you're one step closer to getting your prom privileges back.
Kirby: Mom, I told you, I'm not going.
Lana: Why not? Because you and Kristi broke up?
Kirby: Thanks for spreading that around, Mom.
Lana: Oh, Frasier doesn't care. He went to the prom with his brother.
Frasier: Thanks for spreading that around.