Niles Quote #1608
Quote from Niles in The Show Must Go Off
Frasier: Mr. Hedley, it's not the director. We have a problem.
Jackson: What sort of problem?
Frasier: Let me be frank, because an artist of your caliber deserves honesty. An acting performance is a journey of discovery. This brief rehearsal time that we've given you is-is far too short to reach Parnassus, home of the Muses.
Niles: Forgive us for being so blunt.
Jackson: Oh, I see. We're getting to the real problem. I've got untested producers, and they've got the jitters. Ah, but not to worry, it's perfectly natural. Do you know I've never worked with producers who haven't wanted to pull the plug before the opening night? But I won't let you quit. This show is going on. In the words of our great author, "Stiffen the sinews. Summon up the blood. Disguise fair nature with hard-favored rage. Then lend the eye a terrible aspect!" [exits]
Niles: I think he's getting better, don't you?
Frasier Quotes
‘The Show Must Go Off’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: This is the autograph Jackson Hedley gave me in junior high school.
Frasier: Oh, Niles. "Dear Coach Pellit, please excuse Niles from gym, for obvious reasons."
Niles: The other side.
Frasier: Ah, yes. "To Niles, my kingdom for more fans like you. Jackson Hedley."
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Frasier, I knew when you bought me lunch there was going to be a catch. How long is this gonna take?
Frasier: Well, it shouldn't take too long, Roz. I can't believe I'm actually scouring a science-fiction convention for "X-Men" comics. I feel like I'm contributing to the decline of my son's intellect.
Roz: Then why are you doing it?
Frasier: Well, because I said no to the eyebrow ring.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Excuse me, um, what's Jackson Hedley doing here?
Dwayne: Signing autographs, and being awesome. They've got the whole cast of "Space Patrol" coming this weekend.
Frasier: You mean Jackson Hedley was on a television show?
Dwayne: What, are you kidding? He's Tobor, the ship's android. Where've you been, man?
Frasier: I don't know. Reading, attending the theater, getting haircuts.