Frasier Quote #2386
Quote from Frasier in Mary Christmas
Frasier: In fact, you know, I'd be willing to audition for you right now.
Kelly: Oh, Frasier, now that's not necessary.
Frasier: Please, I'd like to. Now, I've examined the parade schedule and I have taken a liberty of preparing a few ad-libs. If you would indulge me in one or two?
Frasier: Say, Kelly. Have you ever seen eighty beavers march in perfect rhythm?
Kelly: Oh, Frasier, everyone knows beavers can't march.
Frasier: Oh, they can, when they're the marching beavers of the Riverside High School Band.
Kelly: Hey, you tricked me.
Frasier: Sorry, Kelly, but how about those incredible formations? They're so precise.
Kelly: Well, that doesn't surprise me, Fras, after all, the beaver is nature's first engineer. [putting down the script, dropping the playful tone] That's nice banter.
Frasier Quotes
‘Mary Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, Niles. I hope you had the presence of mind to bring presents of mine.
Niles: I haven't heard that line since last year. But then again, Christmas is the season for chestnuts.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Oh, that's it. I know I should have stocked my old Ballantines as soon as they stopped making it. Now, I can't find a single can. Christmas is ruined.
Daphne: Christmas is about more than beer, Mr. Crane.
Niles: Yeah. And this year's extra special because Daphne and I are together.
Martin: Well, that's true. No more Mel, no Maris, no Lilith... maybe I won't need beer this Christmas.
Quote from Frasier
Santa: Do you think that Dr. Mary could help Santa to cheer up his elves?
Mary: Why don't you give them some candy?
Santa: That's a great idea.
Frasier: No, that's a terrible idea. Your elves are probably suffering from seasonal-affective disorder. Now, loading them up with sweets will only aggravate the problem!
Santa: Kids love candy.
Frasier: Elves are not kids, they're tiny men.