Niles Quote #1482
Quote from Niles in Hot Pursuit
Niles: You pretend to be such a cynic. I think you agree with me. You have too much of a conscience not to.
Martin: Oh, bappity, bappity, bap. Oh, there they are.
Niles: You're still gonna take this picture?
Martin: Ho-ho, you're damned right I am.
Niles: Even though right now that man may be planning to break it off with his girlfriend tonight? Planning to, to rededicate himself to his marriage? The terrible guilt spurring him on to ever-greater depths of commitment, and-and- and years from now he may be sitting with his wife, by the fire, holding her hand, reflecting on all their wonderful years together, especially their sunset years. And you could destroy all that with one click of a camera.
[The camera clicks rapidly]
Martin: Sorry, Niles, what were you saying?
Niles: You took a picture of that tree and you know it.
Frasier Quotes
‘Hot Pursuit’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Niles: Dad, I don't think this is a good idea. Where exactly is this stakeout?
Donny: It's at the Alcazar apartments. You know, in Belltown.
Niles: Belltown is sort of a sketchy neighborhood, wouldn't you say?
Martin: Oh, Niles, to you a sketchy neighborhood is when the cheese shop doesn't have valet parking.
Quote from Martin
Niles: I just see this sort of thing in my practice all the time. People make mistakes, and-and have affairs, and find some way to fix it. It's possible that by taking this picture, you're destroying any chance this man has.
Martin: Niles, the guy's a bum. He's probably always been a bum. Now, if you want to get into a debate about something, maybe you can tell me what those grass clippings were doing in the clam chowder.
Niles: That was lemon grass, and Chef Andre has gotten high kudos for that soup.
Martin: Well, if kudos are those brown chewy things, he can have 'em. I put mine in the ashtray.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: How was Boston?
Frasier: Oh, it was fine. It was great seeing Freddie again. Of course, Lilith was insufferable. She's got a new boyfriend. Some twenty-eight year old named Marcel, he's a contortionist with the Cirque de Soleil.
Niles: She's dating French circus folk?
Frasier: Yes. Well, he's actually perfect for Lilith, he has no apparent spine and she can wrap him around her finger. Of course, Lilith's smug satisfaction was a little hard to bear, though. Especially considering how long it's been since the circus came to my town.