Niles Quote #1295
Niles: Frasier, was that the author Dr. Gordon Edelstein?
Frasier: Yes.
Niles: I wasn't aware you knew him.
Frasier: Yes, well, we just met. You see, the station is hiring another call-in psychiatrist for a one-week trial period. They've asked me to choose among the finalists.
Niles: Well, he'd be wonderful. [wiping down his chair] I just finished his book on the victims of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Poor, tic-ridden devils.
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Niles: Well, that's a bit harsh.
Frasier: Oh, please. This is a woman who believes the Spanish Inquisition was just tough love for heretics.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: I have someone here with me today, someone you haven't seen for quite a while. There's something she'd like to tell you, something she's wanted to tell you for a very, very long time. Mrs. Mulhern?
Mrs. Mulhern: You little whore!
Nora: Mother!
Mrs. Mulhern: So, you thought you could get away from me, did you? Thought you could leave me to rot in that dump without barely enough cash for a bottle of Mateus. You'll pay for that, missy!
Roz: I was wrong, Frasier! Your way is better!
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Ah, Dr. Nora.
Nora: Such a frosty tone. Is something the matter?
Frasier: I have just one question—
Roz: What kind of vicious, judgmental, name-calling, machete-mouthed bitch are you?
Frasier: I was going for the less feisty version.