Frasier Quote #1850
Quote from Frasier in Three Valentines
Cassandra: Well, it doesn't make much sense for you to drive home in this weather, especially since you are coming back for breakfast anyway. Why don't you just stay over tonight?
Frasier: All right. When you say "Stay over", you mean of course...?
[Cassandra returns from the bathroom wearing only a shirt. She does not seem surprised to see Frasier shirtless and removing his pants]
Cassandra:Stay here.
Frasier: Oh, here. Right. Splendid.
[After Cassandra sits on the bed, Frasier starts to sit down, too]
Cassandra: Oh, my God!
Frasier: [jumping up] What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Cassandra: I just can't believe it's so late. What are you sorry for?
Frasier: Oh, just for... keeping you up so late.
Cassandra: Oh, that's all right. Aren't you coming to bed?
Frasier: Oh, yes. Coming to bed. Coming to... this bed.
Cassandra: Well, would you mind turning the lights out?
Frasier: Oh, no, no, not at all. [Frasier turns the lights off] You know, Cassandra, I know this may sound like a silly
question seeing as how we're in bed together and nearly naked, and... I've just been wondering, is this a romantic date or a business thing?
[Cassandra starts to snore]
Frasier: Cassandra? Cassandra? [after tapping noises:] Roz, it's Frasier!
Frasier Quotes
‘Three Valentines’ Quotes
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Roz, I'm back.
Roz: Okay. She ditched her dress and she's hitting the sauce. What do you need, runway lights on the mattress?
Quote from Niles
Niles: [on the phone] Francois. It's Niles Crane. You delivered some champagne earlier for Valentine's Day? Well, you brought over the '88 and I asked for the '85. Yes, my date will know the difference, she happens to be the president of our wine club. Thank you, thank you. Yes, remember, I won't be at home. No, I'm not entertaining at the Shangri-La. My brother was kind enough to let me use his apartment. Well, what could I do? I threw a blanket over it.
Quote from Roz
[Roz answers her phone]
Roz: Hello.
Frasier: Roz, it's Frasier. Look, I need your help.
Roz: Well, I don't have much time, I'm on my way out.
Frasier: Okay, just answer me this. How do you know if you're on a date?
Roz: Are you alone?
Frasier: Yes.
Roz: Then you're not on a date.