Niles Quote #262
Quote from Niles in Adventures in Paradise (Part 2)
Daphne: You know, when I was younger I dreamed of being a ballerina myself.
Niles: So did Maris. But the poor thing could never get her weight up enough.
Features in the collection: The Maris Crane Files.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Maris Crane Files’
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Niles in The Seal Who Came to Dinner
Niles: Let's get some lights on. [claps]
Frasier: Good Lord, what the hell is that?
Niles: Maris had it made after she lost power in a storm. Battery operated, works on a clapper so you can find it in the dark. Only problem was, the poor thing, try as she might, could never clap hard enough to activate it.
‘Adventures in Paradise (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Hold it! What's that?
Madeline: What's what?
Frasier: Lilith is making love in there!
Madeline: I don't hear a thing.
Frasier: Exactly!
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Well, if you love him, I am happy for you.
Lilith: I do. Brian has been a dutiful suitor for some time, and I'm convinced to within an acceptable margin of error that he loves me.
Quote from Daphne
Niles: Lilith, what a pleasant surprise. Well, how was Bora Bora? I've never seen you looking quite so tan.
Daphne: My God, what does she look like in winter?