Niles Quote #1104
Quote from Niles in Dial M for Martin
Niles: Now, Dad, you're sure it won't bother you to live so far from the park and McGinty's?
Martin: Oh, no. Not at all. There's a bus stop right in front of your place. Eddie and I don't mind taking the bus.
Niles: Eddie? Eddie. You know, I just remembered, Dad, my building doesn't allow dogs.
Martin: Oh, well that's it, then. 'Cause I'm not leaving Eddie.
Niles: Oh. Of all the horrendous luck.
Martin: Oh, well, thanks anyway. I guess I'll just look for a little place. Can't be too small, though, 'cause I gotta have a bedroom for Daphne.
[long pause]
Niles: You know, Dad. About that no dog rule, I could talk to Clarice, the head of our co-op board.
Martin: Oh, really? You think they'd make an exception?
Niles: Well, let's just say she's bent quite a few rules in her day, and if she doesn't want her husband to find out, she'll bend this one.
Martin: Oh, that's great.
Niles: Yes, well, then it's settled. Daphne can move in straight away. ... You and Daphne.
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: All right, just hold it. Nobody's canceling anything. For God's sake, the man just fell down a flight of stairs
today, he could hardly have been hurt worse stumbling in a carpeted hallway.
[The elevator door opens to reveal Rebecca, just as Frasier tries to lift Martin from the ground]
Frasier: Get up, ya big crybaby. No pain, no gain.
Martin: Oh, no, but it hurts!
Frasier: Oh, Dad, boo-hoo! I want you out of here! I don't care if you have to crawl like a bog turtle! ... Oh, Rebecca. I didn't see you standing there. Why don't you just step on over my father, help yourself to some wine?
Rebecca: What kind of a heartless bastard are you?
Frasier: Oh, no, Rebecca, you don't understand. It's not the way it looks. He's very resilient! He's been shot before!
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Niles: I'm not interrupting anything personal, am I?
Roz: Yeah, Niles, we just eloped. I'm your new mom.
Niles: Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
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Martin: [o.s] Niles, which wall should I hang my swordfish on?
Niles: None of them! I just had that room frescoed!