Martin Quote #521
Quote from Martin in Perspectives on Christmas
Daphne: Hello. I'm just so excited about the gift I just got for you, Mr. Crane.
Martin: Oh, great.
Daphne: Why don't you open it now?
Martin: Oh, to tell you the truth, I don't really have much time, I'm kind of on my way out. [Daphne begins to cry] Oh, okay, all right. I'll open it now. Sure, sure. I don't want to get you upset. You must be really excited about this.
Martin: Oh, wow. It's that sweater, the one I pointed out to you in that window. It's great. Boy, I can die a happy man now! [Daphne bursts into tears] Daphne, what's the matter, are you all right?
Daphne: Oh, Mr. Crane, I know why you've been going down to that church.
Martin: You do? Well, you're not supposed to know about that. But why is it making you so upset?
Daphne: Because I care about you. You were actually going to let thiswhole thing happen without ever telling a soul.
Martin: Well, yes. I don't want people staring at me in church, stiff as a board, all that makeup on my face.
Frasier Quotes
‘Perspectives on Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: How do you expect me to get up there?
Doris: Well, you can climb up the tree.
Niles: Oh, come on.
Doris: Well, surely you climbed plenty of trees when you were a boy.
Jane: That's Dr. Crane's brother.
Albert & Doris: Oh.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You're not going to drink that that way, are you?
Martin: Why?
Frasier: My Goodness, the first mistake in eggnog preparation is failing to garnish it properly with a dash of nutmeg. There we are.
Martin: [Martin takes a sip] Oh! Oh! Oh! [He walks over to the sink and spits it out]
Frasier: Of course, the second mistake is placing the paprika next to the nutmeg on the spice shelf.