Martin Quote #299
Quote from Martin in It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
Frasier: I must admit I'm having a little trouble working up my enthusiasm about it. It's not the woman's fault. It's just that I find myself preoccupied with somebody else right now. Well, frankly, it's gone a bit beyond preoccupation. I'm having fantasies about her all the time.
Martin: Well, there's nothing wrong with that. You know, when I first met your mother she was so upbeat and bouncy I used to fantasize about her wearing a skimpy little cheerleader's outfit, shaking her pom-poms.
Frasier: Please, Dad.
Niles: Oh, Dad.
Martin: Grow up you two. I'm just saying it's perfectly natural. I can't tell you the number of times I was on a stake-out in the cold, picturing your mother in front of a warm fire wearing nothing but a-
Niles: Dad.
Frasier: Frankly, Dad, I don't care to hear this.
Martin: Oh, I'm sorry. One day your mother and I went on a church picnic and the two of you came floating down the river in little wicker baskets.
Niles: Was that so hard?
‘It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave’ Quotes
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Kate: Oh, all right. We can do something that you like. What do you like? What do you like?
Frasier: We could go antiquing.
Kate: You know what? I'm not one of those people for whom "antique" is a verb.
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[Frasier sneezes again]
Kate: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Frasier. I'm just afraid that if I move Louie any further away they're gonna think he's a bomb.
Quote from Frasier
Kate: Frasier, I'm leaving KACL. I'm moving to Chicago.
Frasier: What?
Kate: Yeah. I'm taking over a station there. In fact, I'm going out on the "Redeye" tonight. I thought, given our history, I should tell you first.
Frasier: Well, I'm at a loss for words.
Kate: Wouldn't you know it, on the day I'm leaving.