Frasier Quote #368

Quote from Frasier in The Unkindest Cut of All

Daphne: I think I found the perfect name for this one-
Frasier: Stop! Dogs only need names if you are planning to call them to you, which we are not. Oh, now listen you, you get right back in there, you mangy little thing. Oh, my God. All right, all right. Now, I've got to run down to the radio station, but believe me we are going to be having a discussion about this when I get-
Martin: Oh, relax, Frasier. I'll have Eddie taken care of tomorrow.
Frasier: Yes, well you better. Now, Daphne, give me that box, please.
Daphne: Where are you taking the puppies?
Frasier: To see if I can unload some of them down at the station.
Daphne: Oh, look, couldn't we just keep them for a while?
Frasier: No. No. We don't want them taking after their father. It may be too late already. Oh, for God's sake, stop staring at me!

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Quote from Frasier

Frasier: To the park!
Martin: This time we'll comb every inch of that place. Every tree, every bush. Uh, Daphne, we're gonna need more help, so call Niles and tell him we'll pick him up.
Frasier: Oh, yes, wouldn't want to go out in the wild without one of the world's great outdoorsmen!

Quote from Martin

Martin: What the hell are you doing?
Daphne: Ironing your son's socks.
Martin: Why don't you just twist them into little balls like you do mine?
Daphne: He says it bruises the cashmere. He likes them pressed, folded, then neatly arranged in those sock dividers. I saw them in a catalog once, but couldn't imagine who in the world would ever buy such silly things. Of course, I hadn't met Dr. Crane yet.
Martin: I used to think there'd been some sort of mix-up at the hospital. Of course, when Niles came along it shot that theory all to hell.

Quote from Daphne

Daphne: Oh, this is odd. I just got one of my psychic flashes. It's about Eddie.
Martin: Well?
Daphne: It doesn't make any sense. All I'm getting is a picture of Eddie sitting with Dr. Crane.
[cut to Eddie sitting on a bench with an advertising board for Frasier's radio show]