Frasier Quote #90
Quote from Frasier in The Crucible
Frasier: I want my money back.
Phillip Hayson: Oh, well, that's where things might get a bit ... prickly. You see, we have a strict policy here at the Hayson gallery all sales are final.
Frasier: But, in this case, you're willing to make an exception.
Phillip Hayson: Oh, I'd love to, but I can't.
Frasier: Yes, but it's a forgery.
Phillip Hayson: Well, if it is, it's a damn good one.
Frasier: Alright, alright, I'm going to make this simple. I want my money.
Phillip Hayson: I'm sure you do.
Frasier: Oh, I know what you're doing. You're "handling" me. You're agreeing with everything I say hoping I'll tire and go away.
Phillip Hayson: Whatever you say.
Frasier: I don't believe it! You're shining me on. You are shining me on! Where is the fairness in this, where is the justice?!
Phillip Hayson: Dr. Crane, if you ever find justice in this world, let me know, will you? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. [walks away]
Frasier: What? Did a crate of freshly-painted Rembrandts just arrive?!
Frasier Quotes
‘The Crucible’ Quotes
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Gee, so what do you think of the place? Is it everything you imagined it would be?
Roz: Well, to be frank, Frasier, I don't spend my idle hours imagining how you live. But I did expect lots of beige. And look, I was right.
Quote from Martin
Martin: What are you doing to do now?
Frasier: Well, they forced my hand. I'm going to call the police.
Martin: 555-3000.
Frasier: Thanks, Dad. Try to mess with Dr. Frasier Crane, I'll teach them. Hello. Oh, yes, just a second. Dad, who do I ask for?
Martin: Have them put you through to the Fine Arts Forgery Department.
Frasier: Hello, yes, the Fine Arts Forgery Department, please. Dad! They're laughing at me.
Martin: Give me the phone. Hi, who's this? Hey, Doris! Yeah, Marty Crane. Yeah, that was my son. I just thought he needed a bite of a reality sandwich. Yeah, give my best to the guys. Thanks. Yeah, bye.
Frasier: What was that?
Martin: Frasier, the boys downtown have got their hands full with murders and robberies. They don't have time for this artsy-fartsy stuff.
Quote from Niles
Martin: Forget it, Frasier. Five years of litigation and you'll end up paying eight times what you paid for the painting.
Niles: He's right about that.
Frasier: God, I hate lawyers!
Niles: Me too. But they make wonderful patients. They have excellent health insurance and they never get better.