Noel: Hello, there.
Roz: Hi, Noel. What are you doing here?
Noel: I came to bid on my favorite auction item. I should warn you Lady Luck is on my side tonight. The last guy who rented this tux left a perfectly good comb in the pocket. May I?
Roz: [hides pen] Oh, gosh. Well, there's no pen. I'm sorry, Noel.
Noel: No problem-o. I wear one around my neck.

[On seeing a tearful Daphne, whose mascara has run, with a haircut that looks like she was just electrocuted]
Niles: Oh, will these infernal temptations never end?!

Noel: It'll be so great being in that booth together, Roz. No need to get me extra headphones. I'll just share yours.

Bulldog: This is so great. We're all back together again.
Frasier: Hey, Noel. Good to see you. What you been up to?
Noel: Well, actually, I never left. Yo hablo Espanol. [to a passing woman] Adios, Maria.

Noel: Hey, Roz. Looking su-weet.
Roz: Hey, Noel.
Noel: So, that's the competition? Or, are you just using him to get me jealous?
Roz: Actually, I forgot you were gonna be here.
Noel: I'll bet you regret bringing the arm candy now. So, uh, what's he do?
Roz: He... works for the city.
Noel: Oh. So, in a manner of speaking, I pay his salary. Which makes me his boss. Does that turn you on?

Noel: [to Roz's date, Roger] Well, you're not the first rustler who's tried to cut my filly from the herd.