Noel: I'm next. Sweetest Roz, you are my ship when I'm at sea, my fairest rose, my fantasy. With each sunrise my thanks I send, for you, my love, my true best friend.
Bulldog: Puke!
Noel: That was beautiful, you son of a b.

Bulldog: Okay, okay, you want a speech? Best of luck in your new job, Roz. If you ever need a sports guy, I'm your man. And I wouldn't have any problem with you being my boss. After all, I know what it feels like to be underneath you. Am I right?
Noel: [lunging at Bulldog] Watch what you say about her!

Frasier: Roz, I celebrate your new adventure with you, but I wouldn't be honest if I didn't say that this is a big loss for me. You were there on my first day at KACL, and you took me under your wing.
Bulldog: It's crowded under there.
Noel: [whispering to Bulldog] I will kill you!

Noel: What's the point? If we strike they'll just replace us. They only care about the on-air people.
Roz: So we'll get their support. Frasier just said he's on our side.
Frasier: I did? Well, well, yes I, I did, I did, yes. But my meager endorsement is- is meaningless without the
support of the other talent.
Roz: Did hear that? Frasier's gonna get everyone on our side!
Frasier: What? Er I- I'd love to, to help, but you know, I'm already in hot water with that woman. You can't ask me to raise a mutiny against her.
Noel: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one." James Tiberius Kirk, Captain, Starship Enterprise. [does the Vulcan salute]
Frasier: Go away, you annoying little man.

Frasier: Noel?
Noel: Oh, I just wanted to say I missed you most of all, Roz.
Roz: Oh, thanks Noel, that's so sweet.
Frasier: Yes, that certainly is sweet. Noel, off you go.
Noel: Me, nothing much has changed. Still live with my mom. Still working on that Klingon-to-English dictionary.
Frasier: Noel, how do you say goodbye in Klingon?
Noel: Oh, it depends. If you're talking to a superior officer, then...
Frasier: Noel!
Noel: Krish-krush.

Frasier: Well I-I'm sorry, excuse me? I think your meeting can wait five minutes. Now they're a little upset about your memo. I think you should discuss it with them.
Kate: Dr Crane, I wrote the memo, I signed the memo, I posted the memo. If I had anything more to say, I would have put it... Anybody?
Noel: [puts up his hand] In the memo?
Kate: Bravo.

Noel: Dr Crane, I can see that you're concerned about my negotiating skills. But don't be, I have a secret weapon: I can faint at will. Check it out. [collapses to the floor]

Noel: Hi, Roz.
Roz: Hi, Noel.
Noel: I had a great time last night.
Roz: Me, too.
Noel: I made you this spice rack. I especially treated the back for easy wall adhesion.
Roz: That was very thoughtful of you, Noel.
Noel: Well, um, I gotta run. I'll call you later. [gives the Vulcan salute] Live long and prosper.

Frasier: Look, look, you know er, I, I think you should listen to Roz. Every year in exchange for your hard work you receive a five percent raise. Now, you've fulfilled your part of the bargain; she has blithely changed the deal.
Noel: In the 'hood, they call that "being dissed."
Frasier: Yes, my streetwise friend.

Frasier: Noel is going to give us a demonstration of the sound effects. What have you got, Noel?
Noel: Okay. This is my door sound. My thunder screen. Balloons for gun shots. And this plays various kinds of organ music. I've also got a gravel box, bells, a rain stick and a coffee thermos.
Niles: What does that do?
Noel: It keeps my coffee warm.