‘My Fair Frasier’
Season 5, Episode 7 - Aired November 25, 1997
When a woman comes to Frasier's aid as he tries to return a gift at a department store, he ends up starting a relationship with a high-profile lawyer.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: What are you doing?
Frasier: Just watchin' football with you. What's the score?
Martin: 27-20.
Frasier: Oh, thanks.
Martin: Do you want to know who's winning?
Frasier: Not particularly, no.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Daphne. Would you be interested in using my ticket to the boat show tonight?
Daphne: Yes, that would be nice.
Niles: [stops hitting Frasier] Very crafty.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, I'm off to bed.
Niles: Oh, no, no, no. Not so fast, mister. I can tell by that goofy smile of yours that you're obviously smitten with this woman.
Frasier: Thank you, Niles, but I am not some dewy-eyed teenager. She did say the cutest things. She said that, "Murderers often show no remorse for their action because they have no moral center." ... It was cute the way she said it.
Quote from Frasier
Sam: Well, what do you say we get out of here? I'll get our coats.
Frasier: No, no. I will get out coats.
Sam: You don't know where they are.
Frasier: Oh, all right, you get them.
Quote from Niles
Niles: What the hell are you doing? We have a mutual support pact, whenever there's a Dad event, we're there for each other.
Frasier: Niles! I have a date with a spectacular woman!
Niles: So what? I gave up "Traviata" tickets to support you at a tractor pull.