‘Love Bites Dog’
Season 4, Episode 2 - Aired September 24, 1996
When Roz tries to set up Frasier with a professional golfer, she takes a shine to Bulldog instead.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Well, look at you all dressed up.
Frasier: Yes, it's a new suit. Yes, I'm meeting a woman. And yes, it has been a while.
Daphne: Thanks, that reminds me. I have to order my cards.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Well, I think you should be happy that one of your patients feels healthy enough to terminate his therapy.
Niles: I would, but it's happened so often lately I find myself in financial straits. Deep financial straits. Look at this
belt: Spanish leather!
Frasier: Yes, well if Mr. Blackwell comes in I'll create a diversion, you can make a dash for it.
Quote from Niles
Roz: Hey, wild thing.
Niles: Yes, hello.
Roz: Look, we have on the same belt.
Niles: Oh, my God!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Now, listen. If I don't like her I will simply excuse myself and leave. But if I do like her I will find some polite and discrete way of hinting to you that you may go. [After Frasier takes a glance at Sharon] Beat it, Roz!
Quote from Frasier
Sharon: I almost called in once.
Frasier: Really? May I ask what the problem was?
Sharon: Well, I'm terribly competitive, which is great for sports - I used to play pro-golf - but sometimes it seeps into my personal life.
Frasier: Ah, well. don't think that's too great a problem, but if I were to make a recommendation it might be to start seeing a therapist. [Frasier and Sharon laugh]
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, this reminds me of a debate I had with my brother Niles about whether or not Steven Sondheim is really light opera.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: But the real secret to Muckabies is that they mold themselves to the shape of your foot. Now my problem was always hammer toes. If you had hammertoes you had a hell of a time buying shoes, but Muckabies fit over my hammer toes like a glove. It's funny, you know? When you're young you dream about fame and fortune. When you get to my age all you really want out of life is a comfy pair of shoes.
Daphne: Right now I'd settle for never hearing the words "hammer toes" again.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Hey, don't give me any attitude. Wasn't me that nuked the Muckabies.
Daphne: I'm not the one who can't remember where the store is where you bought the damn shoes.
Martin: Just drive. I'll tell you when to stop. ... Stop!
Daphne: [braking, looking out the window] Is that it?
Martin: It's a red light! In this country we stop for those.
Daphne: All right, all right.
Martin: Woman driver!
Daphne: Hammer toes!
Quote from Roz
Roz: [punching Frasier on the arm] Frasier.
Frasier: What? Oh, oh. Haven't you spoken with Sharon?
Roz: I tried but she wasn't home all weekend. [punching Frasier on the arm] Frasier.
Frasier: Look, before you snap my behind with a wet towel. Last time I saw Sharon, she was leaving Café Nervosa with Bulldog.
Roz: [punching Frasier in the arm] Frasier! How could you let that happen?
Quote from Bulldog
Bulldog: I'm crazy about her! I never felt this way before. You know, on my way to work, all these songs on the radio suddenly made sense to me? Have you ever listened to the words to "Time in a Bottle"? It's so beautiful, man, I had to pull over.
Roz: Oh, my God. It's in love.
Bulldog: And last night, for the first time in my life, I actually said those three little words, "stay for breakfast."