Frasier: Oh, Lilith, are you crying? God, I'm sorry. Once again, I've led you down an emotional primrose path. Lilith, I never meant to hurt you. I don't blame you if you're mad at me.
Lilith: I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at me. I don't even know what I'm doing here. I've just been so lonely over the last year, and when I found your letter, it was like a life preserver. I'm raising a child alone. I'm scared. I always thought of myself as a strong and independent person, but the truth is, I'm afraid. I guess that's why I convinced myself that I was still in love with you.
Frasier: You mean you're not?
Lilith: No, I'm not.
Frasier: Well, that's good. So then what happened last night was only because you were lonely, and I was-
Lilith: We all know what you were, Frasier.

Frasier: And, you know, I can't help telling you this. Even though we're not in love anymore, you were always the most exciting lover I ever had. I think in your heart of hearts that you'd say the same about me.
Lilith: They screwed up the toast, too, I ordered rye.
Frasier: Lilith?

Lilith: You're really happy for me?
Frasier: Well, yes, of course. You'll understand, though, if I don't jump up and down and yell "Yippee!"
Lilith: Yes, I've already seen that.

Martin: Hey, Freddie and I are gonna break in this new mitt I bought him.
Lilith: Uh, Frederick doesn't play ball. He was just about to watch "Pocahontas" and write a satirical essay on the historical inaccuracies.

[Lilith is sobbing as Roz returns to the booth]
Roz: What did you do to her?
Frasier: Nothing, I sent her a gift basket, fruits and festive nuts!
Lilith: Oh, it's not the basket, you nit. It's Brian. He left me.
Roz: Maybe I should go.
Lilith: Oh no, everyone else knows and you might as well know it, too. Brian was looking for someone a bit more feminine... and he found him. Oh, Stan Jablonsky that little hussy.

Lilith: Niles, sorry to hear your marriage ended in a shambles.
Niles: Ditto.
Frasier: Yes, well, now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, let me take your wrap.

Lilith: Wait, take the cart with you.
Niles: Wait! Food in the bathroom?
Lilith: Oh, just go!

Lilith: I can understand your shock, and believe me, if I could erase everything that happened last night, I would. But, if you could just look at this rationally, just for a moment. We didn't technically do anything wrong.
Frasier: What? You didn't do anything wrong?
Niles: I'm a little unclear on that myself, but I'm willing to go along with it.
Lilith: You and I are no longer married. Neither is Niles. I won't say this is my shining hour, but we are not responsible to you or anyone else for our actions.
Frasier: You're actually defending what you did?
Lilith: Just listen. The past few days have been the worst of my life. I have never been less self-assured, more in need of validation, both as a person and especially as a woman. Niles was feeling the same thing.
Niles: Exactly. Wait a minute...

Niles: [on the phone] Well, I don't give a damn. I've been manipulated by you jackals enough. I'll see you in court. The very idea that Maris still thinks she can... Hey, I'm not sleepy. That conversation should have put
me out like a light.
Lilith: Well, it's not surprising. Your experience with Maris has been emasculating. Last night may have gone a long way towards restoring your self-confidence.
Niles: Of course. And by the same token, you can now give up the neurotic assumption that Brian left you because you are unattractive. You have ample evidence to the contrary.
Lilith: Yes, I have. Well, to hell with Brian. If he wants a prissy little wife, he can keep Stan.

Lilith: This isn't about you, you egomaniac. This is about Frasier. I think he wants us together again.
Niles: He knows how I feel about you.
Lilith: Not us! Me and Frasier! Is there a chair here I could talk to?