Dr. Lilith Sternin Quotes Page 3 of 9
Quote from Lilith Needs a Favor
Lilith: I want to have another baby.
Frasier: Well, you certainly don't need me for that. Surely... someone in Boston must have sperm.
Lilith: I came to you first so that Frederick could have a full sibling.
Frasier: So, just like that we're going to have another baby together.
Lilith: No, no, no. Not just like that. I mapped out our dominant and recessive traits on a genome square, applied Mendel's laws, allowed for anomalies and concluded that you are the best biological choice.
Frasier: I see. Well, as enticed as I am by your honeyed words, I'm gonna need some kissin'.
Quote from Don Juan in Hell (Part 2)
Hester: Now, son. I know this is frightening for you, but you have to do the work.
Frasier: Okay. Okay. Fine. All right. I screwed things up with Lana. But wait, that wasn't my fault. She was still in love with her ex-husband.
Lilith: No, Lana is not the problem.
Hester: No, she wasn't right for you at all.
Frasier: Oh, mother, you would say that. You never approved of any of my relationships.
Hester: Don't pin this on me. I liked Claire.
Diane: Oh, she was wonderful for you.
Nanette: Everybody thought so.
Hester: So why didn't it work out?
Lilith: Maybe because she was just right for you.
Quote from Lilith Needs a Favor
Flight Attendant: Oh, dear, you two look awfully pale. Can I bring you something?
Lilith: Not unless you have any extra melanin lying around.
Albert: You should be a comedian.
Lilith: I've thought about it.
Quote from A Lilith Thanksgiving
Frasier: Ah, yes, Dr. Campbell, I hope we're not disturbing anything important.
Dr. Campbell: Well, actually, I'm a bit frazzled trying to get my Thanksgiving dinner together.
Lilith: I'm afraid I lost an earring here this morning.
Dr. Campbell: Oh. Well, I'll have a look around and call you if it turns up.
Frasier: Well, um...
Lilith: Do you think I might be able to take a peek right now? I wouldn't even think of asking, but it was a treasured gift from ... Golda Meir.
Quote from The Apparent Trap
Lilith: If you don't mind, I'd like to use the phone and call my colleague and tell him I'll be late.
Frasier: Yes, of course. Who is this colleague anyway?
Lilith: He's the man who supplies me with lab rats. It's about time we got together socially. I've known him for over fifty-two generations.
Quote from Guns N' Neuroses
Lilith: Frasier can't make it.
Martin: Oh, well, if you still want lunch, I got leftover meatloaf that's today or never.
Lilith: Thank you, but I'll get something at the conference. There's a bulimia talk today, and I'll wager that's one lecture hall with a snack machine outside.
Quote from Guns N' Neuroses
Lilith: So, care for a drink?
Frasier: Not if I'm keeping you from something.
Lilith: Well, actually, I do have a date this evening.
Frasier: Oh, really?
Lilith: Yes. A colleague of mine fixed me up. I'm sorry for dragging you over here when I have so little time to give you.
Frasier: Not at all. Actually, I'm running late for a date myself.
Lilith: I see. Well, why don't you run along? I wouldn't want you to keep Niles waiting.
Quote from Guns N' Neuroses
Frasier: Freddy tells me he dissected a frog.
Lilith: Yes, and a fetal pig. Of course, I made him do his homework first.
Quote from The Show Where Lilith Comes Back
Lilith: Well, don't I feel like the perfect fool?
Frasier: Listen, Lilith-
Lilith: Here I am, humiliated, emotionally drained, and I've used up all my frequent flier miles.
Frasier: Lilith, please!
Lilith: No, Frasier, please, there's nothing else to say. I'd like to leave with at least a shred of dignity.
[As Lilith closes out the front door, her bag is caught behind her. She tries in vain to pull it through before she rings the doorbell. Frasier opens the door]
Lilith: Thank you.
Quote from The Show Where Lilith Comes Back
Frasier: I must be early, I see you haven't had a chance to put up your hair yet.
Lilith: Oh, I thought I'd leave it down tonight.
Frasier: Really?
Lilith: Yes, after several hours of careful deliberation, and weighing all the consequences, I decided to be playful. I'm glad you invited me to dinner.