Niles: This is my worst nightmare.
Lilith: You have egg on your face.
Niles: That is an understatement!
Lilith: No, actual egg.

Lilith: Well, if I was to guess the gender, and I'm usually right about half the time... I'm being humorous, of course.

Frasier: [to Hester] What are you doing here?
Lilith: You have to ask? You're a Freudian.
Hester: You've spent your whole life trying to replace me, but it's completely understandable. I was your first love.
Lilith: Ladies, meet the competition. This is the woman against whom we have all been measured.

Martin: Nice neighborhood. Noticed a whole bunch of kids Freddie's age playing in the street.
Lilith: Yes, he's spent many happy hours at his window observing their play patterns.

Frasier: You know, Lilith, there's just one question I wished we'd answered differently.
Lilith: Which one?
Frasier: Remember when he mentioned that Frederick was being courted by other schools? I wonder if we shouldn't have made it clear that Marbury is far and away our first choice.
Lilith: Frasier, if you over-analyze every detail, you will rob us of the joy of the moment. It will be our wedding night all over again.

Frasier: "Every time I can't make it work with a woman". What the hell does he know?
Lilith: [o.s.] He's not wrong, Frasier.
[A wider shot reveals Lilith sitting in the previously unoccupied passenger seat of Frasier's car]
Frasier: Yes, he is. It wasn't that I couldn't make it work with Lana. I simply stepped aside when the father of her children showed up, like the decent human being I am.
Lilith: And, speaking on behalf of your subconscious, because you realized the relationship was destined to fail.
Frasier: And why would that be? Lana could've been perfect for me.
Lilith: Is that just something you say out of habit now?

Lilith: But you were attracted to her initially because her weakness allowed you to play the role of noble rescuer.
Diane: Excuse me, I have to object to the word "weakness." I was challenging, yet vulnerable, which is why Frasier saw me as the perfect woman for him, still does.
Frasier: I do not.
Diane: Then why am I in the car?
Frasier: Perhaps you represent a happier time in my life.
Lilith: [scoffs]

Frasier: Oh, Solitude. This is what I needed.
Diane: Perhaps. But to quote Lord Byron, "It is in solitude where we are least alone."
Lilith: Smells like dirt out there. [seeing the cabin's interior] Whoa.
Nanette: Before Frasier sold out, we always dreamed of having a home like this, where we'd be surrounded by nature and need only the food that we grew and the shelter of each other's arms.
Lilith: It's amazing that marriage didn't work out.

Lilith: More avoidance, Frasier. Try to focus!
Diane: I just had a thought. Maybe it isn't Frasier's fault.
Lilith: Oh, denial, how nice to see you.
Diane: Frasier.
Frasier: Hmm?
Diane: It's your women. We leave you. It's in our nature. I left you.
Frasier: Yes. You did. You left me for Sam.
Diane: I left Sam, too.
Lilith: Diane, we're talking about Frasier. When we're inside your head, we'll talk about you.

Lilith: Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Don't you see what he's doing? He's pitting us against each other in order to avoid the real conflict within himself. We must work together.