‘Kisses Sweeter Than Wine’
Season 3, Episode 5 - Aired November 7, 1995
As Frasier gets ready to host a wine-tasting evening, he worries a small scratch on the floor will ruin the party.
Quote from Niles
Daphne: I'm sure Joe's probably mentioned some girl to you.
Niles: No.
Daphne: Really?
Niles: That is ... not any one girl. Not old "love 'em and leave 'em" Joe. From what I've heard, he's wrecked more homes than he's fixed. Mimsie Stanshope has him over all the time, and I don't just mean to strip her entryway.
Daphne: Oh, I see.
Niles: I'm sorry, Daphne.
Daphne: No, it's better I should know now before I get my hopes up. Thank you for being honest with me.
[As Daphne leaves the kitchen, Niles emerges from the fridge with a tissue pressed up against his nose]
Quote from Niles
Niles: I didn't do it for me, I did it for her. She deserves a doctor or a lawyer. Someone for whom a T-shirt is an undergarment.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Okay, guys. I've got seven hundred and some odd dollars here. If you can get everything cleared up before Frasier's buddies get here it's yours to split any way you want on your way out.
Frasier: Bribery? That's your big plan? ... Oh, my God, it's starting to work! Hey, here's another hundred I was holding out on my old man.