Kenny: So, isn't this great? Dr. Mary's coming back to KACL.
Roz: Oh, hey, congratulations.
Frasier: Oh, yes, congratulations, indeed. I... I must have missed that memo.
Kenny: Yes, she was doing so great in the ratings we had to steal her back. Now, I thought your doctors took an oath not to hurt anybody. You were killing us.

Frasier: But, I'm nothing if not a team player. You know, I'll do the parade myself.
Kenny: Boy, you really know how to land on your feet, doc. But, er, you're still going to have a co-host. Listen, nothing officially yet, but there are a few names that are floating around.
[Frasier looks at the window to the corridor, where a group of women are congratulating Mary. She mouths the words "You and Me" to Frasier and he happily points back.]
Kenny: I'll let you know if I hear anything.

Kenny: Hey, there's my Renaissance man.
Frasier: Ah, Kenny.
Kenny: If he can't solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking.
Frasier: Yes, well, let's just keep that out of the ads, shall we?
Kenny: Haha, too late.

Kenny: Just hear me out. Look, I need a favor but before I tell you what it is, I want you to look at this.
Frasier: "KACL Psychographics."
Kenny: We hired a firm to sift through the program data and give us a kind of profile on each show's average listener.
Frasier: All right, let's see. Gil's average listener is a woman, mid-30's, well-educated, hmmm... What about my average listener. Who is she?
Kenny: Well, actually, uh, she's an older gentleman who likes to keep the radio on for company.
Roz: Ouch.
Kenny: Oh, and Roz, it seems a number of listeners think you're a man.

Kenny: Hey, guys. Uh, Doc, you got a minute? There's someone I want you to meet.
Kirby: Oh, dude, that's Emily Crowther, one of the nimrods from Teen Scene. You're not going to do that show, are you? Those guys go to my old high school. A bunch of losers.
Kenny: For your information, Kirb... Hey, I thought you were at the doctor.
Kirby: I was. Uh, he says everything is fine. He also said I probably shouldn't come in tomorrow until about 11:30.
Kenny: How dumb do you think I am? You will show up first thing tomorrow morning, after your Meals on Wheels delivery.

Frasier: So that's why you haven't unpacked. You know, all this time, I've been using you on my radio show as an example of procrastination. I had no idea you were just living in fear.
Kenny: I prefer to see it as a healthy superstition.
Frasier: Kenny, there's no such thing as a healthy superstition.
Kenny: Oh, yeah? What do you call washing your hands after you go to the bathroom?

Jen: I heard AM radio is dead.
Kenny: Yeah, it is.

Frasier: Kenny, Kenny, come on, come on. Come and sit down. All right, here. Take a deep breath.
Kenny: I'm sorry. This thing's hit me like a ton of bricks. The only good news is I'll start getting a check every month.

Kenny: Another great show, doc.
Frasier: Did you even listen?
Kenny: You don't have to eat every Big Mac to know it's a delicious hamburger sandwich.

Kenny: This one hurts, Doc. I had a soufflé coming.