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Guns N' Neuroses

‘Guns N' Neuroses’

Season 11, Episode 9 - Aired November 18, 2003

When Lilith comes to Seattle for a conference, she and Frasier try to get out of seeing each other so they can each go on a blind date, unaware they were set up together. Meanwhile, Martin, Niles and Daphne try to repair Frasier's apartment after an accident with a gun.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: All right then. What seems to be the problem?
Erin: Uh... when we were at dinner, he was checking out another woman.
Lilith: And you feel threatened by this?
Erin: Shouldn't I?
Frasier: Well, maybe. Shot in the dark here. Your parents are divorced, Dad left Mom?
Erin: Yeah. How'd you know?
Lilith: It's classic transference. Because your father and mother split up, you overreact whenever you perceive a threat to your current relationship.
Frasier: [to Sean] And you, you care about this woman?
Sean: Absolutely.
Frasier: Then keep your eyes in your head! It bugs her, and it's bad form.

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Quote from Lilith

Sean: Wow. You guys are good.
Erin: Yeah, that was amazing. So, do you two just have the best marriage ever?
Frasier: Actually...
Lilith: Yes... we do.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Good luck on your- your romantic adventure this evening, Lilith. Don't you worry — you're going to knock his socks off.
Lilith: Frasier, I don't have a date anymore. He canceled.
Frasier: You're kidding.
Lilith: No. I was too proud to admit it to you. How pathetic is that?
Frasier: Well, there's no need to beat yourself up about it.
Lilith: Come on, a fake phone call to "buy time"?
Frasier: It's understandable. Just a face-saving gesture in the light of...
Lilith: Oh, my God, your date canceled on you too.
Frasier: All right, yes. It's a banner day for both of us. I tell you, all this lying has certainly worked up my appetite. You want to get some room service?
Lilith: That might be nice.
Frasier: Okay. Certainly beats sitting alone, wondering what we missed out on this evening, hmm?
[Passionate sounds are heard from the adjoining hotel room]

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