Daphne: Well, what are you going to do all night?
Gertrude: Oh, you needn't worry about me. I'm going to watch a boxing match on pay-per-view. Ooh, there's nothing like two great, sweaty beasts beating each other senseless. I miss your father.

Gertrude: I'm having trouble ordering the boxing match. I don't understand, this never happens with the nudie programming.

Gertrude: Hello, I'm Daphne's mum.
Bill: I'm Bill-
Gertrude: Don't bother, I'm just lettin' you in.

Gertrude: Daphne, dear, I've finally figured out what's wrong with your outfit. It's made for a smaller woman.

Daphne: I am so sorry about this.
Niles: It's all right, we'll manage. I can live with anything. As long as I can live with you.
Gertrude: [o.s.] I'm still waiting out here!
Daphne: It's coming! Pipe down!
Gertrude: Why? Am I interrupting your dirty sex?