‘First, Do No Harm’
Season 6, Episode 5 - Aired October 29, 1998
Frasier starts a relationship with Duke's daughter, Marie, but he starts to feel more like her therapist than her boyfriend.
Quote from Martin
Martin: He's a great kid, Marie. Sure, he's out of work now, but he's hit the skids a lot of times, but he always manages to bounce right back up.
Frasier: I think you've spread enough pixie dust for one evening, Dad.
Quote from Frasier
Marie: ...and just as this hunter catches up to me, and is about to kill me, I wake up on the cot in my dad's oak-paneled rumpus room.
Frasier: That is a terrifying nightmare. Are there any other figures in the rumpus room?
Marie: No, that's not part of the dream. I really sleep there.
Quote from Frasier
Marie: Can we talk more about this after the museum tonight?
Frasier: Oh, of course. I thought it was the opera tonight.
Marie: No, the museum opening. You promised me in the shower this morning, remember?
Frasier: Yes, well I was under duress. You had a loofah to my head.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Well, all right. I did such a good job with Frasier, I thought maybe I could fix you up with some nice guy.
Daphne: Is it that man up there with the binoculars?
Martin: Yeah, isn't that a great building? He does real well, he owns half that floor.
Daphne: Oh, Mr. Crane.
Martin: What?
Daphne: I don't believe it. Putting me on display like a bloody concubine.
Martin: Well, you get a turn too. I got this telescope set up so you can have a look at him.
Quote from Frasier
Marie: Is everything okay, Frasier? You seem a little quiet.
Frasier: No, no, I was just so enjoying our museum chat and I was wondering how we got onto the subject of mothers.
Marie: Well, it was a Whistler exhibit.
Quote from Frasier
Marie: It's such an amazing feeling, being in the presence of so much beauty.
Frasier: Yes, well you say that now, in six weeks you'll be telling me to lose weight. [laughing] The Whistler, I know, I know.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, maybe there's still time to win her back.
Martin: Well, it'd take a pretty big bouquet of flowers to do that.
Frasier: I don't know, Dad. Maybe if I just explain to her what really happened, she'll forgive me. Sometimes the best apology is just the truth.
Niles: You mean you're going to tell her you thought she was prostituting herself for therapy but now you've decided that's okay?
Frasier: Well, not that truth. Some other truth.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Well, I'm sure glad you two patched things up, anyway. You know, Duke and I go back a long way. I got a lot of friends but there's something I get from Duke that I don't get from anybody else.
Frasier: Seahawks tickets.
Martin: And don't think that SOB wasn't ready to pull them, either.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Well, you were asking what most captivated you about her. Perhaps she's giving you a chance to exercise your psychiatric muscles.
Frasier: What?
Niles: Well, you have been out of work for a while.
Frasier: Niles, Marie is a stunning woman with a body to die for, and you think all I'm interested in is her mind? How shallow do you think I am?
Quote from Martin
Martin: Hey, Duke, I'm gonna be kinda busy tomorrow. Uh, maybe you could just drop those tickets in the mail right now so you don't forget.