Nora: Who's next?
George: We have Frasier, from here.
Frasier: How dare you ambush Denise that way?
Nora: Well, what a surprise. I dare to give one of Frasier's callers a second opinion, and what does Frasier say? [plays a sound effect of a baby crying]
Frasier: Ah, yes, sound effects. The therapist's best friend. You realize what you're doing is completely unprofessional? Denise called my show, she didn't ask for your opinion.
Nora: And I didn't ask for yours. Back to you, Chopper Dave.

Frasier: Well, this is just dynamite, Roz.
Roz: Oh, that's not even half of it. Her name isn't Fairchild. She was born Mulhern. And Little Miss Family Values has two divorces behind her, and an affair with a married man.
Frasier: Tomorrow, I am going to drop this little bombshell to start my show, and end hers.

Frasier: Ah, Mrs. Mulhern. I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, it's such a pleasure to meet you.
Mrs. Mulhern: Oh, Dr. Crane, I can't thank you enough for finding me and bringing me here.
Frasier: Well, I was so moved by your story. It's a joy to do this for you.
Mrs. Mulhern: For twenty years I wondered where my little girl was, and if I'd ever see her again.
Roz: What did you two fight about to begin with?
Mrs. Mulhern: Oh, I blame myself. I thought the man she wanted to marry wasn't good enough for her, so she eloped. And I've been so afraid the emphysema would finish me before I could ask her forgiveness and tell her I love her.
Frasier: Well, tell her you shall.