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Door Jam

‘Door Jam’

Season 10, Episode 11 -  Aired January 7, 2003

Frasier and Niles obsess about gaining entry to an exclusive new spa.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Oh, Niles, no good news, I suppose.
Niles: I've had no luck getting us into the gold level.
Roz: Are you guys really this bent out of shape over that gold spa?
Frasier: Yes.
Roz: Why can't you be happy with the silver one?
Niles: Gold is better.
Roz: Bull. The only reason why you want to go there is because you can't!
Frasier: We saw a senator go in there. A senator! We elected him, he works for us! How is it fair that our employee is admitted while we are shunted off to the icy depths of silver level?!

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Quote from Roz

Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just imagining supermodels with that crook Senator Ogden.
Roz: It was Senator Ogden? [laughing] I know him.
Niles: You do?
Roz: Yeah, he really owes me one, too. Want me to give him a call?
Frasier: Would you? Absolutely.
Niles: How do you know Senator Ogden?
Roz: Well, I knew him a few years ago when his marriage was on the rocks. We kept it very hush-hush. Thank God I knew CPR.

Quote from Martin

Martin: Ah, this is good. Sorry I got so worked up.
Daphne: Oh, you can't help it. You've got principles, like Rockford.
Martin: Okay, let's not lay it on too thick. Oh, and look at that. Malibu, California. FYI, those mountains you see in the background are the same ones you see at the beginning of MASH.
Daphne: Oh, I love MASH. Whenever I watch it, I think of you serving in Korea all those years ago, just like Colonel Potter.
Martin: That's it, go home.
Daphne: Why?
Martin: Colonel Potter was old when he did Dragnet!
Daphne: Colonel Potter - that funny young doctor who used to mix martinis in his tent?
Martin: Oh, you're thinking of Hawkeye.
Daphne: Yes, that's who I meant.
Martin: Okay.

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