‘Don Juan in Hell (Part 1)’
Season 9, Episode 1 - Aired September 25, 2001
As the Cranes' holiday in Belize comes to an end, Frasier is still troubling over whether he should be with Claire or Lana.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Don't you love her laugh? It's like music.
Claire: Marty, you are just the sweetest.
Daphne: You used to think my accent sounded musical, didn't you... Marty?
Martin: Yeah, but now I'm used to it.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Mr. Crane, it's time for your exercises.
Martin: Already did 'em.
Niles: When have you ever done your exercises before lunch?
Martin: Claire and I did 'em together. She has a way of making them seem like fun.
Daphne: Yeah, well, if they're fun they're not really working, but all right.
Martin: Actually, Claire says-
Daphne: Oh, shut up.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Well, I guess I'll go home and take down the hammock. I love you, darling.
Daphne: I love you, too.
Niles: [answering his cell phone] Hello? Hello, Roz. The wrong beach, really? Thanks for the warning, that would have been embarrassing.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, I'm sorry, Dad. Claire's great, it's just she's not the right person for me. Daphne knows. [to her] Will you tell him?
[Daphne kicks Frasier in the shin]
Frasier: Ow! Would you people stop doing that?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I sense a scholar in our midst! Ha-ha, congratulations, Kirby. Let's see the sheepskin.
Kirby: Dude. Wait until the party gets going a little.
Quote from Roz
Kirby: Hi, Roz.
Roz: Kirby.
Kirby: Got our prom pictures back. I had them retouched a little. You're smiling in them now.
Roz: I notice you also have your hand on my ass.
Kirby: Where? Oh, you mean now. Do you not like it?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Lana, listen, there's something I'd like to talk with you about.
Lana: If this is about Claire, I already know.
Frasier: Oh gosh, I'm so sorry, it's just I-
Lana: Frasier.
Frasier: She's a perfectly wonderful girl-
Lana: You don't have to explain it to me. I mean, sometimes you just don't feel it. That's okay.
Frasier: Really? I thought you'd be mad at me.
Lana: Well, why would I be mad? I mean, it's not like I get a commission on every match I make.