Niles: You should have seen us, Roz, out in the elements, nothing on our bodies but sunblock 120. It was exhilarating and primal, and... frankly, it's disappointing to have to strap myself back into these fabric shackles.
Roz: So you're going to be spending all your time at the nude beach now?
Niles: Seattle has a nude beach?
Roz: Well, not officially, but just south of Alki, there's this little strip near the lighthouse.
Niles: Thanks for the tip, Roz.
Roz: Here's another one. Don't go on Thursdays, it's Senior Volleyball Day.

Frasier: Oh well, Roz, I see you've met Island Niles. At least he did you the courtesy of putting a shirt on.
Niles: I'm still not wearing underpants.

Daphne: Well, see you later.
Claire: Well, actually you won't. Frasier just dumped me.
Daphne: What? What happened?
Claire: I honestly don't know. I was having such a good time, and... now I'm out here. I-I don't even know what went wrong.
Daphne: Oh, um, I'm sorry.
Claire: I really liked him. I liked all of you so much. I was starting to feel like part of the family. I was... hoping we'd end up like sisters.
Daphne: Sisters?
Claire: I never had a sister, [voice breaking] just brothers.
Daphne: [voice breaks] Same here!

Martin: What the hell happened? Claire just ran out of here without even saying goodbye.
Frasier: We broke up.
Martin: What?
Frasier: Well, I broke up with her.
Martin: You are a piece of work, aren't you? You just couldn't stand a good thing, could you? I bet you were planning on this since Belize.
Frasier: I have not.
Martin: Ah, don't give me that. You did the same thing you always do, you go around asking everybody's advice, then you just do whatever the hell you want. And it's usually wrong, by the way.
Frasier: Look, I was just being true to my feelings, Dad. There's no reason to be mad at me.
Martin: I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at myself. I knew this was coming and I let myself get attached.

Frasier: You know, I'm having a devil of a time with this cheese can.
Lana: Just hold the nozzle close to the cracker so you make a little flower, like this. Here, try one.
Frasier: Mmm. Well, I can honestly say that is the best canned cheese I've ever had.

Claire: If we need privacy, it's either very good or very bad.
Frasier: Well, it's-it's not so good, I'm afraid. Uh, I realize this is sudden. It's just that I've been tossing and turning for the last several days, and I just can't keep going like this.
Claire: Well, what are you talking about?
Frasier: Well, Claire, I'm talking about... parting ways. I'm sorry.
Claire: It's over? Just like that?
Frasier: Claire, I realize how painful this must be for you.
Frasier: Ow! You kicked me!
Claire: Well, you dumped me!

Diane: Excuse me, but why do I have to sit in the back seat? Seriously, my legs are starting to cramp back here-
Lilith: Seriously, why is she here at all?
Diane: I have just as much right to be here as you.
Lilith: "Here" doesn't mean the front seat!
Frasier: All right, listen, ladies, we've got about an hour to go. I would like to have a little quiet, I'm going to turn on some music.

Martin: I'm starving. Claire and I have been up fishing since 5 A.M.
Daphne: You've already got more fish than we could eat in a year.
Martin: Oh, we didn't just fish. We went for a swim, we explored some caves, and watched a school of dolphins-
Claire: But the best part was when he taught me how to hypnotize a lobster.
Daphne: You what?
Martin: It's all in the eyes.

Martin: Oh, she's a real find, Fras.
Frasier: Yes, she is, isn't she? [waves the photographer back] Oh, excuse me?
Photographer: Yes?
Frasier: Do you think we could have another picture, of just the family?
Photographer: No problem.
Frasier: Thank you.
Martin: Well, what about Claire? She's practically family.
Frasier: Oh, very much so, but there may come a time when, say, she isn't.

Frasier: I'm having a perfectly wonderful time with Claire, it's just that my mind keeps drifting back to Lana.
Niles: For God's sake, why? She's loud, she's crass-
Frasier: Yes, yes, but she's also challenging, and sexy, and exciting. I'm just afraid I may have let go of that too hastily.
Niles: Frasier, you do this every time. You are in a great relationship with Claire. Don't overthink it. Embrace it.
Frasier: You're right, Niles. Thank you. Yes, I should just go with it. Gosh, I don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know why I keep insisting on over-analyzing everything.