‘Crock Tales’
Season 11, Episode 22 - Aired May 4, 2004
A broken piece of crockery triggers a trip down memory lane for Frasier, who looks back on the last eleven years in Seattle.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Sounds like we got another passenger on the S.S. Ain't Getting Any.
Niles: [entering] Hello!
Frasier: Niles.
Niles: Wonderful day. Marvelous day. You two look grand. Where's Daphne?
Martin: Who shoved a bluebird into you?
Frasier: You know the S.S. Ain't Getting Any? Man overboard.
Quote from Roz
Roz: Sorry I'm late, but I had a date.
Frasier: Yes, I thought that was last night.
Roz: It was a good date. How's your new girlfriend?
Frasier: I allowed her to climb to the first base camp on Mount Crane and I believe she's feeling the effects of the altitude.
Roz: Is one of them nausea? Cause I'm getting that right now.
Frasier: Oh, shut up!
Quote from Martin
Frasier: [to Eddie] What are you staring at?
Martin: It's fourteen.
Frasier: What?
Martin: You're reading about Jack Russell terriers, right? That's how many years they live. Fourteen.
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Oh, you know, I-I think I left your present in my room. Niles, will you help me with it?
Niles: Oh, of course.
Niles: We'll be back very quickie.
Daphne: Quickly!
Niles: Quickly.
Quote from Daphne
Niles: [passionately] Daphne...!
Daphne: Dr. Crane, I know what you're going to do!
Niles: You do?
Daphne: Not you, Dr. Crane. Dr. Crane! And you can't fire me, because I quit!
Frasier: What?
Daphne: After all I've done to save you money! I'm washing my face with dish soap while you're out buying imported bath salts like a big rich girl! I hope you rot in debtors' prison!