
‘Crane vs. Crane’
Season 3, Episode 19 - Aired April 9, 1996
Niles is upset when Frasier decides to take the opposing side in a notable court case at which he is set to testify.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: That was the most riveting production of Wagner I have seen this season.
Niles: I still have goose bumps from when Klingsor summoned Kundry with a terrible cry and ordered her to seduce Parsifal: "Ha! Er Ist Shun Der Knabe!"
Martin: Well, I had a pretty good night too. Took myself a nice, hot bath. And, remember that corn I had on my toe? Well, it got so soft I was just able to peel it right off.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: But tell me, why do you call people "Sparky"?
Mr. Safford: It makes them smile. Right, Sparky? You ought to try it with your patients.
Frasier: Oh, I'm not too sure how warmly that would be embraced by those undergoing electroshock.