Niles: Frasier, you always think you look bad in pictures.
Frasier: Niles, this is not some photo I can throw away. This is a picture of me in a famous restaurant. My God, I dreamed my entire life of being on that wall.
Niles: And now you are. Are you really so vain that that's not honor enough?
Frasier: Vanity has nothing to do with it. It's about misrepresentation. And you know, if I were you, I would be careful about bandying about the word vain, Mr. $250 Haircut.
Niles: I have problem follicles.