Quote from Frasier in They're Playing Our Song
[As the orchestra plays, the soloists sing:] Soloist #1: Who can you turn to for prompt diagnosis? Soloist #2: A fetish or fantasy Soloist #3 Sex or psychosis Soloist #1: No problem at all, let us handle your call All: On our show! On our show! Soloist #2: Bring us your traumas, your latent neurosis Soloist #1: Erectile dysfunction Soloist #3: Bed-wetting narcosis Soloist #1: There's no need for shame, you can use a false name All: On our show! On our show!