Martin: You didn't think we were gonna let you stay home alone on your birthday, did ya? Look at his face. He can't believe it.
Frasier: No, I certainly can't.
Daphne: Well, why are you dressed like that?
Frasier: Well, I, I dress like this sometimes when I watch the opera on television.
Bulldog: Well, that's up there on the dork meter.