Frasier: I'm serious. I'm getting desperate here.
Niles: Don't obsess about this. My love life's not much better than yours, but you don't see me going off the deep end.
Frasier: Oh, really? Did it ever occur to you that this recent antique buying binge you've been on is nothing but a way of sublimating your frustrated sexual desires?
Niles: That's preposterous. These purchases have nothing to do with sex.
Frasier: Oh, don't they? In addition to the loveseat, let's see, your most recent acquisitions have been: a French bed-warmer, a pair of Toby jugs. The less said about that Civil War ramrod, the better.
Niles: Oh, you Freudians. Sometimes a ramrod is just a- Oh, hell, even I can't make that one fly.