Quote from Niles in The 1000th Show
Niles: Xena, isn't she the Greek one? Daphne: Yeah, we've been planning a trip together. You see, her mother's taking a luxury cruise and her ship will be docked in Mazatlan for a week, she invited us down to join her. Only, I can't go because my bloody passport's expired. Niles: Well, don't give up hope. One way or another we'll get you across that border. If I have to, I'll snuggle you under an old blanket. Daphne: Don't you mean smuggle? Niles: I'm using code language, you can't be too careful.