Frasier: You know, this vindictive behavior of Maris's is completely out of line. You know, if you don't want to continue with it you really should call her on the phone. Confront her.
Niles: You're absolutely right. It's time I took the bull by the horns. Sorry! [on the phone:] Maris. Niles. You may feel you've triumphed, but all you've done is shown yourself to be petty and uncivil. Frankly, the only people lower than you are the fickle paramecia that deserted my party to attend yours. Uh-huh. Oh, I see. Very well. Yes. I'll see you at eight. Can I bring anything?
Frasier: Thank God for the starch in that shirt or there'd be nothing holding you upright.