Niles: Frasier, I feel as if I'm being sucked into a vortex of rage and despair.
Frasier: Well, right back at you. I take it things didn't go down so well down at the station?
Niles: The police simply would not listen to reason.
Roz: Police?
Niles: They're persecuting my Maris over some silly parking fines. I felt sure they'd ease up if they understood Maris a little better, so I tried to explain her to them.
Frasier: Oh, dear God!