Quote from Niles in The Club
Frasier: What if some other candidate has gone to the trouble of researching the skeletons in our own closet?
[Frasier and Niles glance over at Martin, who opens a can of beer which explodes in his face.]
Martin: Damn it. [Martin attempts to dry his face with his shirt]
Niles: Well, that's as bad as it gets.