Frasier: Listen, Phil, as a psychiatrist, anything you tell me will be kept in the strictest confidence. ... You know, it's funny how the more you bottle things up inside, the bigger they seem to be.
Phil Patterson: Well, I've never told anybody this before, but- Okay, here goes. Six years ago, I was abducted by aliens.
Frasier: ... Aliens?
Phil Patterson: They transported me up to their spaceship for a kind of conference. They're very concerned about what we're doing to our planet. Hey, you were right. Now that I've said it out loud, it doesn't seem like that big a deal.
Frasier: [faintly] No.