Nurse: Uh, excuse me, Dr. Crane. I have to verify the paramedic's report. Around seven o'clock this evening you pretended to leave your apartment.
Frasier: Yes, that's right. It's all there. Off you go.
Nurse: Then you dressed up like a clown and lured you father into the living room where you leapt out waving a meat cleaver causing him to collapse.
Niles: You scared him on purpose?
Frasier: It was a joke.
Niles: You know how much he hates clowns. [to the others] My father hates clowns!
Frasier: Yes, well it was only meant as a playful little jolt.
Roz: Why didn't you just throw a toaster in his tub?