Frasier: And what did you get there?
Niles: Oh, uh, well, let's see. Some wine glasses, and a bud vase-
Frasier: That's Pottery Barn, you jackass! Give me that! [grabbing the bag] Just as I thought. You bought the Diego sweater.
Martin: Well, what's the big deal? It's just a sweater.
Frasier: It is not "just a sweater," it is a work of art by Spain's fabled master weaver Diego, who uses only the soft chin hairs of Andalusian mountain goats. Our sweater man could only get one this year. Niles and I made a pact that neither of us would buy it.