Martin: Hey, Fras, how was the weigh-in?
Frasier: Oh, it was appalling, thank you. My teammates ridiculed me for not pigging out beforehand. You know what is it about teams and, and competitions that just brings out the worst in people?
Martin: Here we go again.
Daphne: What?
Niles: Well, Frasier and team sports are not a happy mix. Freshman year, in a bid to please Dad...
Frasier: There is no need to tell that story.
Niles: Frasier inadvertently joined the girls' field hockey team.
Frasier: The sign-up sheet said "F. Hockey." I assumed it meant "freshman" hockey.
Martin: The little plaid skirt didn't tip you off?
Frasier: I thought it was a kilt!