Frasier: Yes, we've both got tickets to your premiere, and, oh, we can't wait to see what magic you'll work with "La Boheme."
Alistair: Well, I would be content if my Mimi would just lay off the cheeseburgers. I sat her down yesterday and I said, "You're dying of consumption, dear, not over-consumption."
Frasier: Oh, that's hilarious.
Niles: It's funny because it's bitchy.